Producer: okay… It’s been an amazing season, everyone! The series is a success and as the tradition calls, each of you can take something from your character home! So, what will it be?

Camila: I’m taking Veronica’s dresses.

KJ: Archie’s football shirt.

Casey: maybe Kev’s pullovers…

Madeleine: Cherryl’s white dress, for sure!

Cole: Jughead’s beanie, no doubt. What about you, Lili?

Lili: Juggie’s S t-shirt.

Producer: But that’s not Betty’s…

Lili: Well, they’re dating. His shirts are automatically hers.

Producer:…

Camila:…

KJ:….

Casey:…

Madelaine:….

Cole:… She’s gotta a really good point.